Great Moments in Comics History: Batman #1

Batman #1

I, um… I, um… um…

Oh my.

Comments

  1. Dan Dan says:

    Batman’s got himself some pussy…cat.

  2. Jesse1125 Jesse1125 says:

    Riiiiiight! Gotta check that …….bandage

  3. at last!

  4. Cooper Cooper says:

    At first I thought it said "bondage"…then I realised that was the least of it’s problems.

  5. Jim Mroczkowski Jimski (@jimski) says:

    Don’t take anything off for that guy, Cat! That’s actually just Half-Assed Scribble on the Chest Man! He just wears the outfit to get ladies!

  6. drakedangerz drakedangerz says:

    Oh my O_O 

  7. ActualButt ActualButt says:

    Whenever someone says "Oh, my", I hear George Takei saying it in my head.

  8. MrNoahBdy MrNoahBdy says:

    Got to remember that…Shoe Salesman or Dark Knight to look up a woman’s skirt…..

  9. beatdisciple beatdisciple says:

    This should squelch those gay rumors.

  10. very basic instinct

  11. flapjaxx flapjaxx says:

    I remember there’s also some early Catwoman panel where Batman threatens her with the line "…or papa spank!"

  12. drakedangerz drakedangerz says:

    @ActualButt-That’s the exact voice I try to say it in. Freaky.

  13. PraxJarvin PraxJarvin says:

    Apparently Batman had a foot fetish. 

  14. Ali Colluccio WonderAli says:

    This is why I *love* Batman and Catwoman

  15. Awww Yeah Licked!

    uh, ummm, sorry…

    Awww Yeah Titans!

     

  16. Holy Inappropriate Touching Batman!

  17. ummmmmmmmmmmm

     

    yeah 

  18. drakedangerz drakedangerz says:

    @Prax-Why did you have to say that? Now all I’m going to picture when Bruce gets with a girl is him worshiping her toes. Oh so wrong.

  19. Megnolia Megnolia says:

    Man, I love Batman.

  20. zombox zombox says:

    That may be the sexiest Batman panel ever.

  21. vadamowens vadamowens says:

    It’s so interesting how language and innuendo has changed over the years.  This was completely harmless when published (?), but now its full of sexual suggestion.

  22. Ali Colluccio WonderAli says:

    @vadamowens: I don’t think the was harmless when it was written. It was supposed to be full of sexual tension – just look at the panel!

  23. Foot fetishes have been well documented in the past.

    It’s in my new video series: ‘TNC’s Sexual History’.

    The title is a work in progress…

  24. misterckent misterckent says:

    If lovin’ shoes is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

  25. edward edward says:

    that’s coming to be a very short video series. Sad too

  26. edward edward says:

    "going to be" what a freudian slip !

  27. Fvckstick Fvckstick says:

    "do you have to hold my leg that high above your head…just to check my ankle wound?"

  28. gaffergamgee gaffergamgee says:

    Who’s we?

    Don’t tell me Robin is somewhere off panel watching all this.

  29. Conor Kilpatrick conor says:

    @gaffergamgee: Actually, he is…

  30. Neb Neb says:

    And this is why the comics code was established….

  31. FACE FACE says:

    you’d think they wouldn’t have to shout so much, being that they’re so close.

    did periods exist when this was released? 

  32. @FACE: Batman sure hopes they didn’t. Eh? Eh?

  33. cromulent cromulent says:

    So her ankle is hurting, YET she’s wearing high heels….YEAHOK

  34. JimBilly4 JimBilly4 says:

    I think there was definitely sexual tension when this was first done. I just don’t think the term "licked" would have immediately sent the typical reader to such a naughty place. It was a common term for being beaten and with obscenity less common (at least in written form) was much further out of mind. But a kid was thinking about holding the smooth leg of a pretty lady. Oh, yes he was. 

  35. JesTr JesTr says:

    @Prax That’s not Batman. It’s Quentin Tarantino.

  36. PraxJarvin PraxJarvin says:

    @Jestr Oh, that made my night. If only Uma Thurman were Catwoman your analogy would be complete.

  37. drakedangerz drakedangerz says:

    @chrisequalsgreat-I see what you did there.

  38. edward edward says:

    @drakedangerz: you see what he was referring to a woman’s menstrual cycle… also referred to as "Arsenal’s playing at home"

  39. Aquaman Aquaman says:

    Green Arrow would have avoided the dialogue and went right for the dress 

  40. DocHess DocHess says:

    You know, Cat, my father was a doctor . . .

  41. "Bandages", in reference to female genetalia, predates "muff" by several decades.

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