Hey iFanbase, Timmy Wood here. The following is from a series of emails that were sent around the Justice League of America. I pulled a Julian Assange and got a hold of them. Read them quickly before Batman takes them down.
Black Canary BlkCanary@JLA.org to JLA 3:18 PM (12 hours ago)
Alright Guys, it’s time to pick the film we want to watch after the holiday party. Let’s try to keep this quick. I don’t want what happened last year. And Please hit “Reply All”. I am talking to you Jonn Jonzz.
I suggest Miracle on 34th Street. It’s classic and charming.
Superman SUPES@JLA.org to JLA 3:20 PM (12 hours ago)
Ooh ooh ooh Can we watch Elf? Love that movie!
Cyborg SighBorg@JLA.org to JLA 3:23 PM (12 hours ago)
Wonder Woman WondaWoman@JLA.org to JLA 3:34 PM (12 hours ago)
Black Lightning BLightning@JLA.org to JLA 3:45 PM (12 hours ago)
We have watched Die Hard two years in a row! I suggest The Bishop’s Wife. It’s good. It’s classic. Let’s give it a shot.
The Atom Atom_Choi@JLA.org to JLA 3:53 PM (12 hours ago)
I am a Christmas Vacation fan myself.
Aquaman AquaKing@JLA.org to JLA 3:57 PM (12 hours ago)
I find The Santa Clause to be a pleasurable film. When Tim Allen turns into the great symbol of Christmas it brings me joy.
Captain Marvel Shazam@JLA.org to JLA 4:12 (11 hours ago)
Nice. Here are some ideas. Charlie Brown Christmas, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, The Grinch who Stole Christmas, Frosty the Snowman.
Black Canary BlkCanary@JLA.org to JLA 4:15 PM (11 hours ago)
Aren’t those all really short?
Green Lantern GreenLantern@JLA.org to JLA 4:18 PM (11 hours ago)
Yeah and aren’t they all LITTLE KIDS movies?
Captain Marvel Shazam@JLA.org to JLA 4:26 PM (11 hours ago)
Re: Black Canary, Yeah. Let’s watch them all.
Re: Green Lantern, SO WHAT!
Scrooged but more importantly have y’all seen this video on youtube yet?
Zatanna AnnataZ@JLA.org to JLA 4:46 PM (11 hours ago)
Nightmare before Christmas. Gremlins is also great.
Martian Manhunter JonnJonzz@JLA.org to JLA 5:52 PM (11 hours ago)
Is there fire in Gremlins? Can we have a movie without fire in it please?
Green Arrow GreenBigSexyArrow@JLA.org to JLA 6:16 PM (10 hours ago)
Black Canary BlkCanary@JLA.org to JLA 6:20 PM (10 hours ago)
Did you not read the the rest of the email thread? We aren’t watching that because we have already watched two years in a row.
Green Arrow GreenBigSexyArrow@JLA.org to JLA 6:24 PM (10 hours ago)
Die Hard 2
Red Tornado RedTornado@JLA.org to JLA 6:30 PM (10 hours ago)
The Christmas Carol (Muppets)
Hawkman Hawk_Man@JLA.org to JLA 6:32 PM (10 hours ago)
Love Actually. It’s my favorite.
Wow, thanks for including me. I vote Home Alone! Also, you guys have been having a christmas party every year?
Black Canary BlkCanary@JLA.org to JLA 6:43 PM (10 hours ago)
Sorry guys. For future emails please make sure you don’t include Firestorm. That was an accident on my part. We can only fit so many people on the Watchtower.
Batman TheBatman@JLA.org to JLA 6:45 PM (10 hours ago)
Instead of watching a holiday film can I suggest a documentary about the crime epidemic that is being ignored in South America. It’s something that we could all educate ourselves a little more on.
Another reminder please turn off the light when you leave a room in The Watchtower. I have noticed that the lights in the meeting room are always on.
Aquaman AquaKing@JLA.org to JLA 8:36 PM (7 hours ago)
No one else enjoys Tim Allen here? Really?
Martian Manhunter JonnJonzz@JLA.org to JLA 8:43 PM (7 hours ago)
I don’t care what is picked. I will probably be eating Oreos anyways.
Firestorm FireStorm@JLA.org to JLA 8:50 (7 hours ago)
Wait, am I not invited to this?
Black Canary BlkCanary@JLA.org to JLA 9:01 PM (6 hours ago)
JONN! I told you to leave Firestorm’s email out of this.
Martian Manhunter JonnJonzz@JLA.org to JLA 9:12 PM (6 hours ago)
You said hit the button reply all! Email is stupid. I shall telepathically send my choice of film.
The Flash Flash@JLA.org to JLA 9:20 PM (6 hours ago)
It’s A Wonderful Life is a perfect film to watch.
Black Canary BlkCanary@JLA.org to JLA 9:30 PM (6 hours ago)
I think that’s a good choice as well. That’s what we are watching. Now, please respond with what you are bringing. And don’t say paper plates. We have PLENTY of paper plates leftover from last year!
Green Lantern GreenBigSexyLantern@JLA.org to JLA 9:31 PM (6 hours ago)
Timmy Wood is a comedian who lives in New York. You can find him on twitter here. Although, I doubt he will be tweeting, emailing or doing anything near a computer when I am through with him. Merry Christmas. – The Batman