Comic Book Casting: The GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Movie

After months of rumors, half-truths and leaks, this past week Marvel confirmed that its next in-house team movie was going to be Guardians Of The Galaxy. And while it isn’t the original team from the 31st century, it is essentially the most recent GotG line-up and not some new conglomeration of heroes under that banner. Starlord. Gamora. Drax. Groot. Rocket Raccoon. Groot. Groot. Groot.

The idea of a live-action Guardians Of The Galaxy movie is a risky concept, but given Marvel’s recent movie track record you can see where they might think they have the momentum to make it happen. Factor in that the Avengers post-credit debut of Thanos will tie into this Guardians of the Galaxy movie, they’re well on their way. We’re told there’s at least one strong draft. Still waiting on a director, a cast, and a great special effects budget.

*gulp*

Okay, maybe they need our help.

The Concept:

Okay, you have the heroes and you have the villain – all you need is a way to introduce then and bring them into conflict.I’d have this all be instigated by Peter Quill, aka Star-Lord. Born of Earth (but with some extraterrestrial fiddling in his parentage), Quill becomes a intergalactic police man known as Star-Lord and a bit of a military advisor to the major races in space. In this movie, I’d have Quill debut as an advisor to the Kree Supreme Intelligence, warning him of the danger of an ages-old villain named Thanos re-emerging (last time, it took the combined forces of Odin and others to fell him). Seeing his warnings going unheeded, Quill assembles his own team — Ocean’s Eleven style — to try to stave off the rebirth of Thanos. This recruitment phase could really give each individual character their moment to shine, from Gamora to the mercernary Raccoon to the alien tree named Groot to Drax, the being born with the single-minded goal of killing Thanos.

With the team asembled, you could have them trying to intervene in Thanos’ clandestine attempts to amass his armies but be cut down pretty quickly. Where it’d get interesting is I’d reveal that this GotG movie is taking place simultaneous to The Avengers  – the team being unable to stop Thanos allows him to supply Loki with the armies to attack Earth. Only after seeing his home world under threat could Quill mound a second assault and go after Thanos.Cutting through his armies and his space-bound fortres, the team could get face-to-face with Thanos and best him in battle, but leave him just enough of an opening for him to escape — Darth Vader style at the end of the first Star Wars. Looking for someone to blame, Quill could realize that someone in his team is a double-agent……. and end movie.

For the now customary post-credits scene, you could have the team realize Thanos is escaping to Earth and the team go in hot pursuit.

The Director:

Directing this is a big challenge — arguably even bigger than Joss Whedon’s on The Avengers. For that, Whedon had the luxury of having a group of well-known characters with significant popularity on their own to give it some built-in interest for the movie. For Guardians of The Galaxy, they don’t have that. This needs to be space adventure but grounded in something us terrestial movie-goers can be invested in.

To do this, I’d enlist Andrew Stanton. Yes, John Carter didn’t perform near to what movie-goers and Hollywood bean counters were hoping but that doesn’t mean it was all his fault. I think putting Stanton to work with the well-known heavy-handed production style of Marvel Studios could squeeze out a real diamond here, and you need someone imaginative like Stanton to really think outside the box in terms of defining these heroes for the mainstream public. With the right oversight, Stanton could be just want this would-be franchise needs to take its place in the pantheon of Marvel movies.

The Cast:

Star-Lord – Nathan Fillion: Fans have been chomping at the bit for Fillion to be cast in a major superher movie, with his name bandied about for Green Lantern, Hawkeye, and most recently Ant-Man. Instead of all those, I’d love it for Fillion to strap on his raygun once more and become Peter Quill, Star-Lord. He’s brash, he’s emotive, and he knows how to anchor an ensemble cast. And I’d argue his role in Castle has made him more of a household name and more likely to be able to anchor a movie like this.

Drax The Destroyer – Dave Batista: While not all wrestlers are built for their big screen debut, the Rock has bucked the trend and I think former WWE wrestler Dave Batista could do the same. While I wouldn’t cast him in Shakespeare anytime soon, I believe the Drax character wouldn’t be a big stretch for the Animal and could play up to his inherent strengths. He’s already got small roles in the upcoming Riddick and The Man With The Iron Fists, and I could easily see him becoming this alien superhero.

Gamora – Olivia Wilde: A killer woman with killer looks. Olivia Wilde seems born for this part, and she stands head-and-shoulders ab ove any other would-be contenders for this role with her great run of movies where she demonstrates her acting ability.

Groot – Andy Serkis: Gollum. Caesar. Groot.

Rocket Raccoon – Peter Dinklage: This is the tough one to cast. At first I bandied around names like Steve Buscemi or Patton Oswalt, but once I imagined Game Of Thrones’ Dinklage in this role I couldn’t wipe it. Rocket Raccoon is the ace in the hole of the Guardians team, not unlike Wolverine in X-Men or Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Dinklage could positively kill it  in this role, and do it without taking himself too seriously.

Thanos – Ron Perlman: In the post-credits scene of The Avengers, Thanos’ debut appearance was played by Damion Poitier but when it comes time for Thanos to have more screen time you’ll need someone with more….. everything. Although he’s already played a host of superhero roles from Hellboy to a bit part in Blade 2, I think Perlman is without-a-doubt the picture perfect man for this. He has the voice, he has the presence, and he knows how to act even behind heavy prosthetics.

 

Comments

  1. KenOchalek KenOchalek says:

    I’d pay $10 to see this cast! Nice job!

  2. Paul Montgomery Paul Montgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    Now, is Dinklage voicing a CG motion cap character or is he in a costume? I’m assuming motion cap.

    • Chris Arrant Chris Arrant (@chrisarrant) says:

      CG with him just doing the voice. Like Yoda from the prequel trilogy.

      Although now that I mention Yoga, imagine bringing Henson in to do some modern puppetry for Rocket Raccoon. Like Sir Didymus from LABRYINTH. Hrm…

  3. KillTheG1mp KillTheG1mp says:

    Imagining Peter Dinklage play a mercenary raccoon makes me excited and laugh at the same time for some weird reason…

  4. thered thered says:

    you just won comic book casting! now we just need someone from marvel studios to see this.

  5. JokersNuts JokersNuts says:

    I like everything about this except the plot having Thanos as the main villain who gets defeated in the end. Having the Gaurdians straight up defeat Thanos and have him running away to Earth diminishes his impact as the BIG BAD for the next Avengers saga.(team movie, and lead up with all individual movies). You can’t show Thanos lose to these guys, and running away from them.

    • mutielover says:

      As cool as GOG will be, I’m kinda disappointed there is no Adam Warlock or Nova. As it is now its just a pair of green people with edged weapons, a dude and a raccoon with guns and…Groot. I suppose they don’t wanna make things too unrelatable with magic and cosmic energy…

  6. WheelHands WheelHands says:

    Not bad, Chris. I’d certainly pay to see the cast. Perlman and Dinklage alone are worth the price of admission. Fillion’s gonna have to hit the gym though.

    Olivia Wilde … sigh.

    “Was this the face that launch’d a thousand ships
    And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?”

    We are not worthy.

  7. I really like this cast. Its amazing how much Olivia kind of looks like Gamora already just paint her green. For Rocket I love the idea of Dinklage he is so good on Game of Thrones. I wonder if they aren’t going to try a costume for Rocket since Groot will likely be motion capture. I just hope they keep the “I AM GROOT!”

    I don’t know how you have this team take on Thanos and win if you are going to put him in opposition to the Avengers next unless this is about him collecting the infinity gems and they prevent him from getting the last one which ends up on earth and he goes after it there?

    • thered thered says:

      the infinity gauntlet has already made a brief (very brief, you have to pause it to see it) appearance in thor. it’s one of the items in the room of magic things. you can see it in the scene where the frost giants are breaking in and the destroyer destroys them. it also makes a longer appearance in a deleted scene. if they keep that as the location of the infinity gauntlet, then all thanos has to do is break in and take it, maybe in a post credits scene. but i think it would be better to ignore that whole thing and have thanos wandering around collecting gems in all the post credits scenes for phase 2 (they’d have to be a bit longer than most of the post credits scenes have been, but i think it would be neat), culminating with guardians of the galaxy where the whole movie is based around him trying to get the last one. the post credits scene of guardians could reveal thanos with the full infinity gauntlet, overlooking earth with an evil smile.

  8. wangman31888 wangman31888 says:

    this movie probably will be the least faithful adaptation of comic book characters out of the Marvel movies

    Also, if Nathan Fillion does get cast and it gets in the way of a Firefly reunion, my internet rage will know no bounds!

  9. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a Nova cameo in there somewhere. Or at least Richard Rider before becoming Nova. I hope they add him. He’s my favorite cosmic hero.

  10. flakbait flakbait says:

    Dinklage is great in everything. Now that I’m hearing his voice coming out of Rocket Raccoon I can’t imagine anyone else doing it.

  11. 0157h7 0157h7 says:

    One of the best I fanboy castings yet.

  12. Would Rocket Raccoon have a British or American accent in this adaptation?

  13. snikt snikt says:

    Well, now I need to read some Guardians of the Galaxy, because that story seems pretty damn badass. Is there a good trade I can pick up?
    I don’t mind a moderate amount of Wiki-ing, if need be.

  14. ManBearTed ManBearTed says:

    I could get behind this cast.

  15. xoman xoman says:

    Ahem -

    Drax isn’t an alien…

    Oliva Wilde doesn’t have the right “body type” for Gamora.

    And Dinklage has to play the short character? How about HE plays Thanos & Ron Perlman plays Rocket Racooon?

    That is all!